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palinstravels Big Green Joke Book by Ken Dunn on 30 June 2004 11:00pm
 
Please add your own and try to keep them clean!
I'll start them off and Michael might send us royalties when there are enough for publishing!
Watch out for editorial comments here as I may require duplicates to be deleted or other minor fixes. Editing abandoned at end of page 14 - couldn't see the screen for laughing!

It is also worth noting that some of the posts not in the Joke Book are very funny too.

1) I had a good long lie this morning. I said I would run a marathon when I got up... And when I got up I didn't!

2) Does the Portugese footballer Deco have a brother called Art?

3) We get two types of milk delivered - skimmed and full cream. One day a while back my wife asked, "What happens if the milkman takes a funny turn and forgets to leave the skimmed milk?"
"Well," I said "let's see, I suppose you either die of starvation for having no skimmed milk or you die of an overdose of fat for having to use the ordinary stuff!"
Fortunately, she wasn't holding a saucepan at the time.

23/8/10 If I ever disappear off palinstravels it will probably be because I have thrown the computer in the bin.
 
Re: palinstravels Big Green Joke Book by Godfather on 30 June 2004 11:32pm
 

Mullah Nasruddin - "I have met the king,and he spoke to me"

Villagers - "(gasp) Amazing!!!..what did he say?"

Mullah Nasruddin - "He said 'get out of my way'"

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Mullah Nasrudin ran into a merchant's tent and asked the owner,

"Have you ever seen me before?"

"No, never!" he replied.

"Then how do you know it IS me?" Nasrudin cried.

 
Re: palinstravels Big Green Joke Book by Godfather on 30 June 2004 11:50pm
 
 
Re: palinstravels Big Green Joke Book by Ken Dunn on 2 July 2004 10:14am
 
I feel like I'm in the South American mountains. Why? Because I'm Chile!

What does Michael Schumacher use to clean his floor?
A brrroooommmmmmm brrroooommmmmmmm!
 
Re: palinstravels Big Green Joke Book by Helen on 2 July 2004 5:05pm
 
"Grilled cheese and soup, how pleasant."
E. Grimley
 
Re: palinstravels Big Green Joke Book by Clare on 2 July 2004 8:14pm
 
I only know rude ones, well I do get told clean ones from time to time but its the rudes ones I remember. Can I tell you those? ;o)
 
Re: palinstravels Big Green Joke Book by Ken Dunn on 2 July 2004 8:57pm
 
I've got a good idea. It must be beginners luck!

I think if there are more complaints about the rude jokes than there are jokes then the rude ones shouldn't be allowed.
 
Re: palinstravels Big Green Joke Book by Louise on 2 July 2004 9:01pm
 
Sorry Helen, you`ve lost me there ...?

Clare, you need Schumacher`s broom to clean up the jokes ;-)

 
Re: palinstravels Big Green Joke Book by notquitenglish on 3 July 2004 1:37am
 
A Brit, a Scot, and an American walk into a bar.
You'd think one of them would have seen it.

I'm really good at really bad puns, by the way. For example:
Did you hear about the sailor with a ferry-godmother?

Q: What's the first name of all the pigeons in Brooklyn? A:Boyd.
 
Re: palinstravels Big Green Joke Book by canaveralgumby on 3 July 2004 5:37am
 
(a Pee Wee Herman joke):

Once there was a boy with no arms. He went to the church and said to the minister, "I would like to be the bell-ringer."

The minister said, "How could you possibly be the bell-ringer? You've got no arms!"

The boy said, "Take me to the bell tower, and I'll show you." So they climbed to the bell tower, and the boy backed up and ran face first into the bell, and it rang out beautifully.

"OKAY!" said the minister, "You've got the job!

Every Sunday, the boy with no arms climbed the tower and rang the bell for services.

Unfortunately, one day, the boy missed, he ran right past the bell and went flying out of the tower to his death.

As the people gathered, someone said, "What was his name?" And the minister said, "I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME, BUT HIS FACE RINGS A BELL!"
 
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